Sony Makes PS3 Bento Box!

Holy crap, you guys, can you believe the “Final Fantasy” franchise is 25 years old? Talk about things that make me feel ancient. Luckily, Sony is doing a little something for fans to help ease the pain of our collective old age - by which I mean they’re releasing a PS3-shaped bento box to commemorate the 25th anniversary of “Final Fantasy” and “Metal Gear Solid.” 

I know. “Metal Gear Solid” is a quarter of a century old. Try not to curl into a ball and cry. I’d ask where all the time has gone, but I’m pretty sure the answer is the “Elder Scrolls” franchise. Freaking Bethesda. 

Anyway, a bento box shaped like a PS3:

This bad boy has a blu-ray tray and is accurate down to .004-inch. That’s the kind of obsession we expect from the people who made me play horribly rigged arcade games in the Golden Saucer just to get a sword that I ended up not really using all that much anyway. I’m looking at you, FF7. 

That’s a silver leaf PS3 logo. 

Did I mention someone needs to buy me one of these?